My purpose in sharing this highly personal blog is to educate my followers on life...yes, this may seem a bit paradoxical considering my blog is titled trash expert. This is not to say that I consider my being related to trash, but my rat commondeered me into thinking this would be the perfect title. The following images are not staged nor something I found on the internet. These images are so real that if I find any of them on random twitter accounts, you bet I will sue. I have gathered these moments as I journey through my daily life. It did take about 8 years to come up with my collection, so this blog is basically robbing me of everything I have ever worked for...thanks life!! In many of these pictures, I dont even really know what I see, and I dont need any judgment in that...Im not the piano man...I cant create the miracles of animal balloonery... I know that I am not Nostradamus...all I know is what I know. Put your apothecary hat on and diagnose these patients!!!