It's not like this grease stain on my restaurant table looks exactly like a fossilized fish or anything. I mean I really don't care at all.  LIFE = One minute your sitting alone at the restaurant table while your parents are in the bathroom, and your thinking how much I HAVE always liked the lumber yard, and that I DO love the L word, and the next minute BOOM!!!! Julie Andrews is laughing at you from the table next to you. It's a crazy world out there guys.  I mean its not like Magnus Carlsen is boring to look at, he just has trouble with the English.